绗崄鍏泦
Unbelievable
! It's been half an hour.
鐪熸槸浠や汉闅句互缃俊
,
宸茶繃浜嗗崐涓皬鏃?/p>
If
this was a cartoon, you'd look like a ham now.
濡傛灉杩欐槸鍗￠�?/p>
浣犲簲璇ョ湅璧锋潵鍍忕伀鑵夸竴鏍?/p>
-There's the waitress. Hello,miss! -It's Phoebe!
-
濂充緧鍦ㄩ偅鍎?/p>
,
鎶辨瓑
,
灏忓鈥︾瓑绛?/p>
-
鏄彶姣?/p>
!
-Okay,will that be all? -Wait. What are you doing here?
-
濂界殑
,
杩欎簺灏辨槸鍏ㄩ儴鍟?/p>
? -
绛夌瓑
,
浣犳潵杩?/p>
鍎垮共浠�涔?/p>
?
I
was over there. Then you said, "Hello,miss." So I'm here.
鎴戞湰鏉ュ湪閭ｅ効
,
鐒跺悗浣犲彨
鈥滃棬
,
灏?/p>
濮?/p>
.
鈥濇墍浠ユ垜灏辫繃鏉ヤ簡
No
,how come you're working here?
涓?/p>
,
浣犳�庝箞浼氬湪杩欏効宸ヤ綔
?
Because
it's close to where I live, and the aprons are cute.
鍥犱负杩欏効绂绘垜鐨勪綇澶勫緢杩?/p>
鑰屼笖鍥磋
涔熷緢婕備寒
-Can we start over? -Okay,I'm gonna be over here.
-
鍙互閲嶆潵鍚?/p>
? -
濂界殑
,
鎴戝埌閭ｈ竟鍘?/p>
The
One With Two Parts - Part l
鍏汉琛?/p>
绗?/p>
1
瀛?/p>
绗?/p>
16
闆?/p>
绗?/p>
17
闆?/p>
鍙岃優鑳庝袱閮ㄦ洸
I
don't know whether he's testing me...
鎴戜笉鐭ラ亾瀹冩槸涓嶆槸鍦ㄨ�冮獙鎴?/p>
... but my monkey is out of control!
鎴戠殑鐚村瓙宸插け鍘绘帶鍒?/p>
He
keeps erasing the messages on my machine.
瀹冧笉鏂竻闄ゆ垜绛斿綍鏈轰笂鐨勭暀瑷�
Supposedly
by accident.
搴旇鏄釜鎰忓
Oh
,yeah,I've done that.
鍝?/p>
,
鏄殑
,
鎴戝仛杩囪繖绉嶄簨
And
then he got to the newspaper before I did...
瀹冭繛缁笁澶╁湪鎴戠湅鎶ョ焊鍓?/p>
...and peed all over the crossword!
鍦ㄧ寽瀛楁父鎴忎笂灏垮翱
I've
never done that.
杩欐垜娌″仛杩?/p>
Last
night,I don't know what he did but there were capers everywhere!
鏄ㄦ櫄
,
鎴戜笉鐭ラ亾浠栧仛浜嗕粈
涔?/p>
浠栧埌澶勮功鏉ヨ功鍘?/p>
!
-She looks exactly like her sister. -I'm saying I see a difference.
-
濂圭湅璧锋潵鍜屽ス濮愬瀹屽叏涓�鏍?/p>
-
鎴戠湅鍒颁笉鍚屼箣澶?/p>
They're
twins.
濂逛滑鏄弻鑳炶儙
I
don't care. Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's hot!
鎴戜笉绠?/p>
,
鑿叉瘮鏄彶姣?/p>
,
涔岃嫃鎷夊緢鐏荆
You
know how we talk about things?
浣犵煡閬撴垜浠�庝箞璇磋繖绉嶄簨鎯?/p>
?
-Let's not do that anymore. -All right.
-
鍒啀璋堣閭ｄ簨浜?/p>
-
濂藉惂
-Pheebs,guess who we saw today? -Oh,fun! Okay.
-
鑿叉瘮
,
鐚滄垜浠粖澶╅亣瑙佽皝
? -
鍝?/p>
,
濂界帺鐨勪簨鎯?/p>
!
濂界殑
-Liam Neeson. -No.
-
杩炴仼灏奸�?/p>
-
涓嶆槸
-Morley Safer. -No.
-
鑼夎帀
.
濉炲紬
-
涓嶆槸
-The lady who cuts my hair! -This could be a very long game.
-
鍓垜澶村彂鐨勫コ浜?/p>
! -
杩欎細鏄竴涓?/p>
寰堥暱鐨勬父鎴?/p>
-Your sister,Ursula. -Oh,really?
-
浣犲濮?/p>
,
涔岃嫃鎷?/p>
-
鍝?/p>
,
鐪熺殑
?
-She works at that place.... -Riff's. I know.
-
濂瑰湪閭ｅ効宸ヤ綔鈥?/p>
-
鐟炶彶椁愬巺
,
鎴戠煡閬?/p>
You
do? She said you guys haven't talked in years.
浣犵煡閬?/p>
?
鍥犱负濂硅浣犱滑宸插骞翠笉璇磋瘽
So
,is she fat?
瀵?/p>
,
濂硅儢鍚?/p>
?
Not
from where I was standing.
浠庢垜鐨勮搴︾湅涓嶄細
Where
were you standing?
浣犱粠浠�涔堣搴?/p>
?
Pheebs
,so you guys just don't get along?
鑿叉瘮
,
浣犱滑鍚堜笉鏉?/p>
?
It's
mostly just dumb sister stuff.
杩欏彧鏄濡逛箣闂寸殑浜?/p>
Everyone
always thought of her as the pretty one.
澶у閮借涓哄ス婕備寒
She
was the first to walk even though I did it later that same day.
濂瑰厛瀛︿細璧拌矾
铏界劧鎴戞槸鍦ㄥ綋
澶╃◢鍚庡浼氱殑
But
to my parents,by then it was, "Yeah,what else is new?"
瀵规垜鐖稿鑰岃█閭?/p>
,
灏卞凡缁忎笉鏂伴矞浜?/p>
I'm
sorry. I've gotta go. I've got Lamaze class.
鑿叉瘮
,
鎶辨瓑
,
鎴戝緱璧颁簡
鎴戝緱鍘诲弬鍔犲績鐞嗗姪浜х彮
And
I've got earth science, but I'll catch you in gym?
鎴戝緱鍘诲弬鍔犲湴鐞冪瀛︾彮
鍋ヨ韩鎴胯浜?/p>
-ls this just gonna be you and Carol? -Susan will be there too.
-
灏变綘鍜屽崱钀濅袱浜哄幓
? -
涓?/p>
,
鑻忕強涔?/p>
瑕佸幓
We've
got dads,we've got lesbians. The whole parenting team.
閭ｆ湁鐖哥埜
,
濂冲悓蹇椻�﹀叏閮ㄧ殑鐖舵瘝
閮戒細鍒?/p>
-lsn't that gonna be weird? -lt might have been at first...
-
杩欐牱涓嶆槸浼氬緢濂囨�?/p>
? -
涓嶄細鐨?/p>
,
涓�寮�濮?/p>
鎴栬浼?/p>
... but now I'm comfortable with it.
鐜板湪鎴戝凡鍧︾劧闈㈠
-Ross,that's my jacket. -I know.
-
缃楁柉
,
閭ｆ槸鎴戠殑澶栧
-
鎴戠煡閬?/p>